Hillary enters Eurovision next

I assume you've already seen the Barack Obama video Yes We Can, which marries the rhythm of the Senator's speech to a hip and uplifting song. Here it is.

What does Hillary produce to counter it? This load of old cobblers.

Oh. My. God.

A Brady Bunch rip off using equal parts of the Jackson Five's ABC and Erma Franklin's Piece of My Heart, with unsubtle, dubbed applause at the end. I wouldn't even accept this as intro music for a ladies' afternoon magazine TV programme.

Didn't even get Bill to pull out the sax.