The wonders of Microsoft Vista and more
Prepare yourself for the lamest corporate marketing exercise in history. It's Microsoft Vista 'Source Fource' action figures. You can see SQL Server Gal above (with her disturbing upside down merkin). There's also blond Aryan Vista Sensei, token older Office Master, sexy stereotype ISV Super Gal, robo-human Virtual Labs Guy, weird Mohawk Visual Studio Guy.
These Lego men ripoff biographies are all probably just an exercise in irony. If so, then some humour would be nice; this is just never-ending lameness.
There's even a throwback 80's-style Source Fource video game, which won't work for me, probably because I'm using Firefox. Looks like the best thing here.