Cubism for beginners
But is there nothing they won't make a tacky cartoon out of? Do you remember the Rubik's Cube back in the 80's? (Are you faster than a six-year old? Ok, how about a three-year old?) So anyway some network genius hired a few hacks to crank out a ridiculous backstory where the cube becomes some kind of magical anthropomorphic gypsy relic. This has to be the lamest cartoon of all time. Evar [sic].
Possible runner-up: The Wonder Twins. Am I just sick or is this full of obvious sexual innuendo?
Speaking of lame cartoon sexual antics, we must give honourable mention to the famous Go-Bots obvious ass-rape scene. Well, as I remember they were even known as the Gay Transformers, fer Chrissake.
And to tie it all up with a bow, here's an Irish robot solving the Rubik's cube in 32.7 secs.