A guitar can make you a star. Really.

Our esteemed colleague, the one known as Bock, posted a riff about guitars in which he mentioned the Dean brand. Not a fan of the marque myself (all hat and no cowboy) but I sauntered over for a quick browse of their catalogue where I found this specimen.

Which put me in mind of this specimen:

And this led inexorably to my final exhibit:

A grim progression indeed. The Bullet was wise to choose the Xbox.