Britney, can you spare a dime?

She's a washed up has been. She never could sing, but now that her jailbait looks and previously excellent dancing skills have deserted her, Britney Spears is sh*t out of luck.

But wait. She's still spending $102,000 on entertainment, gifts, and vacations every month–and earning over $737,000 every month.

Well, I'm certainly in the wrong business. Oh wait, I'm in the same business…damn!