Even Bock would like this one

Our mutual friend the Grinch of Halloween, Mr Bock, writes that he will be drugging the little bastards if they come a-knocking this year.

But hey, you gotta love this guy, and kudos to the parents of little Johnny bin Laden-with-bombs. Political correctness has by now ruined much childhood fun, like playing cops and robbers, travelling on the roof of the car, drawing a picture of a gun.

All Halloween costumes are now suspect, even sexy ones. I remember the days when dressing up as a Nazi was considered boring rather than offensive.

We all need to get over ourselves.