LDS chumps get uber-pwned
Despite my bewilderment regarding people who think the bible was actually written by God, from time to time I still appreciate someone who can talk the talk.
However bad regular Christians are, Mormons are much more dangerously deluded. Who would bother to 'improve' on the fatuousness of the bible, with something even more outlandish?
Thus it was with a wry chuckle that I watched two juvenile LDS door-steppers get uber-pwned by an unlikely student of biblical exegesis, whose charisma is undeniable.
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It's an old one but when the opportunity arises…
I was up a ladder painting the front of the house a few years back when I say 2 of the lads make their way to the front door. I said nothing and waited for them to come back. Back they came and I said hello.
Are you the owner of this house?, they asked.
Yes, says I.
We've got some great news about Jesus, one of them said.
Don't tell me, says I, they found the body.
Exit stage left.