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Ever think 'Well if THEY can do it so can I'? Our own esteemed fellow Shannon-siders The Cranberries thought so too. And they did it.
You may have not have heard this, but some jokers recently got paid STG£125,000 to produce a slogan to promote tourism in Scotland. The result? Welcome To Scotland
I kid you not. Sounds like a road sign, eh? I think we all need to get into that game. Well, I've already got an idea for those Visit Dublin people. Try this: "123 miles to Limerick!"
Please make cheques payable to:
Mr Darwin, esq.,
c/o Natural Selections,
The Interwebs.
It works out to €173,412.13 EUR incl. vat. Cheers!
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We've got "Go To Belfast". Sounds a bit too much like "…or else we'll f*cking knee-cap ye"
That does sound like an imperative instruction. Like 'Go straight to Belfast. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.'